FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

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You don't have any pics of your face. Are you pretty/hot/cute?

I don't post face pics because my privacy is important to me. I get my fair share of winks in the street, but I don't have model looks or a model body like those $700 an hour elite escorts. If I did, I'd be charging $700 an hour.

People don't visit me for my looks. They visit me - and keep coming back - because I'm good at what I do. I love to fuck. I love to make people feel good. I love it when people make ME feel good. I love to chat and snuggle and get to know new people and I love to get down and dirty and sweaty. I love everything about my job.

If you're looking for a hot babe to gaze at while you go through the motions, I'm not your girl. If you want to surrender yourself to sensation with a woman who responds to every touch, you've found her.

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Can you send me some naughty pics?

Short answer... no.

Firstly, when I get this request from a complete stranger, all I hear is "Hi, I have no intention of spending money on you, but I'd like you to help me have a free wank. Cheers".

Secondly, my business is sex. I'm not a stripper, porn star or cam girl. There are plenty of ladies out there whose business it is to provide you with visual stimulation... though I don't like your chances of getting it for free from them, either.

I get that you want to check out the merchandise before committing to an appointment, but ultimately it's my service you're paying for and you can't see that in a picture.

What are your extras? wink wink, nudge nudge

This website and all of my online advertising includes this paragraph: "I do not provide anal services and I always use protection. Neither of these things are up for negotiation".

This is not code for "Contact me in private for my bareback specials list". Apologies if that was unclear.

"I read your website and....

...do you spit or swallow?"

...what are your rates?"

...how much for anal?"

...do you kiss?"

No, you didn't, because that stuff is all covered here. If you haven't read the website, that's fine. Feel free to ask me questions. But don't tell me you've read it when you haven't, or I won't see the need to give you more information.

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Why don't you answer private numbers?

Basically because some selfish dudes mess us around and spoil it for the rest of you.

I realise this is inconvenient for some people and I do apologise for that, but I can't have genuine callers getting my message bank while someone is wasting my time indulging his own fantasies. If you really can't call from a number that isn't private, I'm happy to arrange appointments by email.

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I emailed/texted/called you and you didn't respond.

If it was a legitimate enquiry, I sincerely apologise. I can't always respond straight away, though I do try to, but I will usually get back to you within a few hours at most.

- If I didn't respond to your email after an extended period, it may not have come through, or just been accidentally overlooked. Please try me again.

- If I can't get back to your text message relatively quickly, I generally don't reply at all. This is an attempt to protect your privacy, in case you've since gone home/gone out with friends/let your mobile fall into someone else's hands. If it's safe for me to reply at any time, please tell me. If there's a specific timeframe in which I can reply (eg. work hours, period of business trip, etc) please let me know and I will get back to you when it's next safe to do so.

- If I didn't get back to your request for me to describe my personal fantasies in explicit detail, or to send dirty pics, or to provide services I clearly don't offer, or your enquiry contained fewer than four words, a picture of your dick, or was along the lines of "how much for some pussy"... my lack of response was intentional.